There are many of you out there who would like to contact us but don't know how. This page will help you contact the right person.
If you are trying to get a hold of the President write to Kevin Pajak at email@example.com and he will be happy to discuss anything with you. His number one goal is to solve problems. Kevin is in charge of all of the behind the scenes stuff. Printing, poster design, getting the convention space, and everything else that involves boring monotonous business operations. He is currently also the webmaster, although Karl helps out too.
To contact Karl Pajak write to firstname.lastname@example.org. Karl is in charge of advertising, program design, the venue assistance program, interacting directly with the public, GMs, stores, manufacturers, game designers, game clubs, billy who lives down the street, and pretty much anyone who is either alive or dead.
That's it. There are only two of us putting on this show. Kevin is not as energetic or dynamic as Karl. Karl will give you a show, talk your ear off, and make you happy just to have had the opportunity to live one day. A day that would involve talking to Karl. In fact, it probably will be the absolute most important day of your entire life. So, after you talk to Karl, it is pretty much down hill from there. We do offer counseling for those who need help in recovering from not being able to talk to Karl. Counsleling serveces start at just one million dollars an hour. But it is well worth it. Heck! Kevin has trouble when he is not talking to Karl and he's his twin. "Say that two times fast. Ha!"
There are those out there that don't want to contact us. If you don't want to contact us, please write to email@example.com or firstname.lastname@example.org and we will be happy to ignore your email. Make sure to put ( I don't want to contact you) in the subject line. We will be sure to ignore your email. We will take every step and measure to make sure to not help or allow you to contact us. However, you HAVE TO make sure to be clear that you DO NOT want to contact us. We will even go so far as to send it to the trash WITHOUT opening it. You will notice that the email links are NOT even links. This is to help you not contact us.